A fork of Rural Dictionary
To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"
Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"
"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.
Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time
Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!