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to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

A guy who says he showers for at least one hour and in that one hour he pleasures himself.

Yo, Vlad, have you been showering for one hour? Srry, I was wanking!

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)

I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears

the british word for masterbating

my mum walked into my room last night and caught be wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...

"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal" "Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"