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Rasmus is funny when you start talking to him and a huge simp at first, but when you get to know him he's a fucking idiot and always pretends nothing happened after an argument. But apart from that, he can be really fun and he is very loyal to his friends. He is very lazy and can't figure out how to come to an agreement.
Person 1: Omg is Rasmus late again?!
Person 2: Well he is really lazy so it's not even a surprise anymore
Rasmus is a fatass who isnt that fat actually and is an attractive young male looking to mate with a female and get offspring
yo look at that Rasmus, he must be 300kg
A Rasmus is the perfect guy. He is super cute but can also be really hot. He will always care for you but if the mood is right he can do some really kinky suff in bed. He loves to cuddle and go on romantic dates and also loves to shove his huge dick inside of you. If you have a Rasmus as your boyfriend you really did everything right in your life.
"Wow why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Rasmus an I are officially dating!!"
"Wow you are so lucky"
Rasmus is the undisputed UNO champion, some refer to him as the GOAT of UNO. His understandning of the game and his masterful tactics truly is something special to witness. The times he isn’t winning he either lets his inferior opponents win just to be nice or someone cheated. He wont necessarily admit to this though since he is such a modest person and he enjoys seeing other people get happy.
-Who is that guy? He just keeps winning and it seems so effortless.
-Oh that’s Rasmus. Thats just how he is.
A fucking snack, with the biggest dumbtruck you'll ever come across. He is a very sexy and charming guy.
Everybody is sexually attracted to Rasmus Hartold Olsen, because of his loving personallity and big bunda. Being attracted to Rasmus isn't gay though since he is just so hot that your body can't reject him.
Oscar Friis Johanneson: Damn, i could really tap Rasmus
Everybody else: me too
Rasmus Hartold Olsen: ayo let me be