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Shizz

Fecal matter and male ejaculate that has been churned to a frothy consistency and leaks leaks from an exhausted sphincter.

As she snored the shizz flowed like the golden rivers of Mead in Valhalla.

by Barnukl May 14, 2020

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy February 23, 2018

shizz

a slang word for shit

this shizz be wildin

by whiteboy767 February 02, 2023

Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 16, 2015

Shizz

Noun

The product of jizzing (masturbating) into a pile (or just one turd) of shit. Injecting semen into the feces thus creating what we call shizz. This act of pure sin is called "shizzing".

Bobby:

-"Man, it smells disgusting here."
Tim:

-"Well Bobby, that's because I shizzed in the oven"

by Don't worry papi is here May 29, 2018

Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare March 27, 2014

Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said

Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz

by GGAWD GNOHC June 08, 2013