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Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president…

The president keeps losing his shoelaces

it’s a thing that happens whilst performing an oral seggzual act on a person; and when you pull away, there’s a string of saliva shoelace connecting the genitalia to your mouth

“Dammmmnnnnnn Gina, you showing some mad shoelace right now”

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me! guy 2: no way, was it good?

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces