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A place where if you express your opinion, you either get praised or you get flooded with anon hate. Almost everyone has a gay ship(s). Beware of the superwholocks. (What is superwholock, you might be asking yourself. It is a combination of the shows Supernatural, Doctor Who, and BBC's Sherlock. God knows why it even exists.) Everyone has a fandom, no matter if it's large or small, well known or barely recognized. It doesn't really even matter what the fandom is for. You could have a fucking fandom for toenails and there is bound to be people to join.

A cis, straight white male: I'd like to make a tumblr account! People from tumblr: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US YOU CIS-SHIT KILL THE PATRIARCHY AAAAHHHHH Guess what you fucking dumbasses Some of your favorite actors are cis straight white males

A site for people who think they care special and part of some internet cult when in realty, they are losers. Tumblr is a great place for sad white girls to post black and white photos/gifs of them crying about how hard their middle class life is or them cutting themselves. It's a place for "hipsters" to think they are unique and underground and girls begging for attention. Although tumblr may seem accepting at first, they actually hate 80% of the human population. People on tumblr think they are special and artsy, but when they get into the real world, they are pathetic losers with no friends.

Girl 1: hey did u c that pic of my cuts on tumblr Girl 2: yeah it was soooooo artsy Girl 1: uugh yeah i kno my life is soooo hard omg lol ^_^

a virus. don't get one.

"hey, what's a tumblr?" "oh man, it's a virus. it sucks, don't get one" "oh em gee, thanks for telling me!"

A site where you can re-post pictures from all over the internet and claim that it's yours.

I steal shit from Reddit, 4chan, and other sites and post them on Tumblr and become "tumblr famous"

teen bloggers posting fake as fuck social justice stories for internet pointz and lel SO QUIRKY boys pretending to be gay to oppose their FUNDIE CHRISTIAN parents

tumblr stories are less believable than those not always right stories

Tumblelogs are miniblogs — a fast way to share links, photos, and videos without the bells and whistles of a regular blog. Unlike blogs, tumblelogs are frequently used to share the author's creations, discoveries, or experiences while providing little or no commentary.

If blogs are journals, tumblr is a scrapbook.

the end of my social life.

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