A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for receiving head.
"damn you know that girl Cyndi." "yeah" "i'd fucking love her to give me some swede"
Synonym for "Superior" and "a person from Sweden".
These people are always better than you.
btw you're gay lmao
Hey! Have you seen that swede guy?
Yea I know... He's so superior. :/
StrafinBox owns me and all!
Swedes are the most beautiful people on earth, they are very easy to fall for, and their personality and appearance are amazing. The Swedish stereotype is tall, blond hair and blue eyes, but not all swedes look like this.
You know Emma?
No, who is she?
The blond swede in art class
They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).
Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake
A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.
"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."
an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.
"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"