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An extremely cool, dope and chill person from Sweden; Europe.

You've seen that swede livin' in mah block?

To make a homebrew version of a famous movie. i.e. - "Be Kind, Rewind"

"Did you see that new swede of Star Wars on youtube?"

1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles. 2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.

(This actually happened in my school.) Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT! Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish. Person 1: I would BANG her! Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.

uptight but fun drinking buddies

you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control

Slang for your heid

Yer pure burstin' ma swede man! Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."

Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!

You look like a Swede!

a head thats much larger than normal most likely on babies and young children

fuck me look at the swede on that sprog my god it`s a ugly little fucker init, gob off to me again and you`ll get a slap round your fucking big swede