A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.
"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."
Tea bagging someone while doing the Tebow. Dropping your nuts in someones mouth while down on one knee, head down and fist to your forehead.
I Tebow bagged Mandi while she was passed out last night.
If anyone passes out early tonight I'm so going Tebow Bagging.
groggy tired agitated state one is in when they have had more than enough Tim Tebow stories/hype on the TV, radio, and internet. ESPN is a large cause and side effect of this medical condition. Sadly, the only cure is Pacman Jones, hookers, and blow. See also: Skip Bayless
side effects include - not showing up until the last minute, allergies to alcohol and female body parts, prayer
Biff: Man, I love the Broncos, they are getting some LOOOOVE on ESPN.
Gary: Broncos? It's all about Tebow. I've totally got Tebow Fatigue. Let's go to the strip club and grab some food.
A mixed drink that contains Vladimir Vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Orange is suggested
Adam- Yo man what are you drinking?
Jake- Its a Russian Tebow
Adam- Thats disgusting
Jake- Thank you
Adrenaline rush you feel during overtime of a Denver Broncos game.
We're always tebow timing when we watch the Broncos.
Ridding the unexplainable succes of Tim Tebow. Having a very lucky streak. Being the center of attention while having a crazy lucky streak of fortune and fame.
Man I put Tebow in as my starting quarterback in my fantasy league and I am going to ride that Tebow Train to 1st place.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
The most storied college football player over the past four years. He has won two national titles and a Heisman Trophy during his college career and is looking to win his third and second of these prestigious awards respectively. Tebow is considered one of the best, if not the best college football players during the time he has been at Florida, not only at the quarterback position, but overall, in addition to being talked about as one of the best quarterbacks and overall players in college football history. He is a senior for the 2009 season (2009-2010 academic year), which means that he will be entering the 2010 NFL Draft, and is projected as a potential first overall pick or somewhere in the top ten or around there. Despite many people having doubts about his talents carrying over to the next level, Tim Tebow is going to prove the critics wrong and the believers (including myself) right, as he will fit in perfectly with any system he is in. The reports that are unappreciative of his talents will be proven to be just false advertisement of this incredible athlete and even more amazing person, who will become an NFL legend by the time his upcoming long NFL career comes to an end many years down the road.
"Tim Tebow can win Connect Four in three moves."-this is an appreciation of Tebow's talents, that are without a doubt unable to be matched or surpassed.
"Wow, that Tim Tebow kid sure is great! He is one of the best college football players we have seen in quite some time, and the scary thing is, he is only going to get even better! I can't wait to see what he does to torture his opponents as an NFL pro athlete!"