Country Dictionary

A musical genre that can best be summed up into two words: Ben Folds.

Did you listen to Ben Folds' newest album yet? It's sweet! He is the king of piano rock.

Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.

I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.

A gag used in cartoons. It is seen as something that trumps the bad guy or an unlucky person.

While El Coyote was trying to catch Roadrunner with a device, the button he pushed led to a falling piano near him instead of snaring it.

a cat wearing a blue onesie playing a tune on the piano. it usually comes after a video of somebody or thing failing, or epic failing

dude! that spider-man wannabe just got owned by piano cat!

the rubbing of ones "grundle" on someones mouth leaving pubic hair in their teeth. The piano part comes from the dark hairs in contrast of the teeth, which should be white.

"I gave this girl a sweaty piano the other night. for the next week she complained about pubes in her teeth."

Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.

Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)

The female equivalent of ‘downhill skiing’. When a man can pleasure 2 women at once just using his talented tinkling digits.

Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.