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spider-man

A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962. The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.

Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.

by Iain Farrell May 23, 2005

spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.

Spider-man will own you all.

by anonymous September 27, 2004

spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?

by Relorian February 03, 2005

spider-man

he didnt want to die

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider his irl nam is peter parker. heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates: peter: mister stark i dont feel so good peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!

spider-man

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.

damn it, I had a spider-man.

the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 09, 2006

Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.

Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!” Friend: “What the fuck...”

by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019