A fork of Rural Dictionary
A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.
"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
Has no bitches. None.
Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio
"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick. "Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician." "Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"
Typically a man/ he/him Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs. Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before. Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder! Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
A General Rope Technician (Or GRT) is a term used to describe an individuals who specializes in rope manipulation and maintenance on any naval vessel as a profession or pastime. They are the lowest possible naval rank. Other terms for GRT's are: Sea dogs Seamen Sailors Cadets Seafarer Mariner Salt Tar
1st low ranking sailor - I have no significant rank, yet would like a fancy title. 2nd low ranking sailor - How about General Rope Technician? 1st low ranking sailor - I now have a misplaced sense of self importance!
A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician