Country Dictionary

Potential Tuck Opportunity A place, area or spatial grounds that increase your likelihood of having sex with someone new. *Tuck = Fuck*

Dude 1: What's your plan tonight? Dude 2: Probably hitting the bars or this house party, not sure yet. Dude 1: Dope, where exactly? Dude 2: I don't care, anywhere that has the best PTO. Dude 1: Fucking rights!

PTO is what a dumb ass calls and thinks is an abervation for penalty overtime

I am going in to PTO after 8 hours today.

"Paid Time Off"

How many PTO days do I get with this job

Please turn over, normally used on letters. Bit of an oldschool abbreviation.

letter: pto reader: kthxbai

Put them on

Aye bro somebody want me to pto witchu

Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)

They have been out sick for a while. Oh yeah, they have PTO Pneumonia.

Meth pipe

U know Donald Trump be hittin that oing-ptoing.