A fork of Rural Dictionary
girl who farts all the time. absolutely gorgeous but tends to often have foot fetishes. She’s got mommy milkers but often overlocked as they squirt out milk. Common traits are: Loves ribena and squash and lucozade. In addition has kinks for having feet up their vag
Person 1: isn’t thea absolutely titilicious Person 2: oh yea for sure, wish she farted in my mouth
Thea is a person you want to be friends with. She will make you laugh and laugh at all the jokes you tell her. She is most likely Norwegian. She is probably pretty short or super tall no in between. She lives for Coffee (especially starbucks). If your her really close friend she will tell you everything. And give presents on almost all holidays. She is very sarcastic and tells a lot of jokes. She LOVES Target so you better bring her at least once a week. She likes to watch hockey and football but not play it. She always has stories to tell about her family. Though she may have something bad going on in her life she never let's it interfere with whom she is talking to. If you live with her make sure you have a emergency kit with you because she will need it a lot. If you have a Thea in your life hold on tight.
Person 1: Have you seen that Thea Girl Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.
the sexiest mf ever. she gives the best sloppy top and will make you cum in 5 seconds
Bro I got with Thea last night, she gave me the best bj ever
Crazy person who is obsessed with noodles, nice person tho. Always drunk without alcohol. Funny af
Me: hey see over there, theres thea! Thea: bro i am thea
Thea is a girl that will go through all changes in life with you. A Thea treats you like you are the most important thing in the moment. If you ever doubt yourself and your decisions, Thea will be the one to reassure you. A Thea is very touchy and will mostly wear a mix of cutesy stuff and grunge.
Dude: Eyo why is she so cool? Dex: Oh she is just such a Thea!