Country Dictionary

A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room

Person 1: meow Person 2: what are you, a cat? Person 1: indeed

Crazy person who is obsessed with noodles, nice person tho. Always drunk without alcohol. Funny af

Me: hey see over there, theres thea! Thea: bro i am thea

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom? Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan! Morgan: … Alex: what is with you Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

A gas that bursts out the crack in your lower back, smells like rotten eggs and can be real dangerous.

Person 1: hey i just heard on the news that someone died from farting too hard Person 2: valid Person 3: *farts aggressively*

Dude wtf are you doing searching up definitions if water

Water: water Golden water: pee

Yeah thats totally you

Person 1: hello there mate Person 2: rat