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Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

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by dlsgoal September 05, 2019

Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.

Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”

by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021

Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.

" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".

by saavy chimp April 10, 2024

Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.

Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls

by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020