Country Dictionary

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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023

Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 06, 2018

victoria police

Daniel andrews private militia, enforcing lockdowns and stripping people of all freedom, they literally suck sick for a pay cheque.

Look it’s Victoria police coming so serve us lol jokes they here to take our freedom

by I loved Melbourne September 23, 2021

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

by DankestNight March 18, 2023

Result in the death of police officers

No cops died on Jan 6th.

Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Boston police department

When a crazy bitch has bipolar disorder but if you mention it around her, she'll have a fit. The acronym for the Boston Police Department is the same acronym for Bipolar Disorder; BPD.

That bitch Amber is crazy! We need to call the Boston police department, if you know what I mean.

by Hugh JassX August 04, 2022