A fork of Rural Dictionary
The woman who loves you all, she stops crooks and also is a mother to the motherless, a lover to the loveless.
I love Police-Chan, she made me feel alive again- totally my waifu uwu
When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.
Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.
Samantha: A police box?
Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.
Homecide Detective
I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police
MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.
Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me
The police won't leave you alone
Emma-are the police still there
Carol-yes they won't leave me alone
Emma-so you've got a police infection
A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.