A fork of Rural Dictionary
station wagon is when you are doing a girl on the ground and you get on top and hump her through your room and down the stairs while on the ground and you get in your station wagon take it out of park and and move to the back nd smash and get out of 25 children of yours to steer while you move the car while humping in the bac
me and my girl station wagon down 98 highway until a cop pulled us over cause our car was bounceing too much
A station wagon is somebody who is unique in character and is a level above an "Absolute unit"
Wow Abbie you are such a unit I would consider you a station wagon
A proper pronounciation and the real meaning of Volkswagen
During N@z! Period, H!tl3r and Porsche design a Folks Wagon Car
slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes
Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.
Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.
I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.
But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)