A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach”
A clean, renewable source of hot air.
The majestic wind arbines turned lazily in the distance.