A fork of Rural Dictionary
An action, two pairs of ballsacks politely tapping together during sex
I could totally hear Adam and Jeff wind chiming upstairs last night!
When a man if fucking another man doggystyle and their genitalia audibly slap together.
These hotel walls are so thing I can hear the queers next door wind chiming.
When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina
I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going
The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.
Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!
Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!
A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret