A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.
E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”
The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.