Country Dictionary

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"

"I love chairing people, its so funny!"

Chairing is the act of fucking or masturbating on a chair while watching pornography.

Dude I just got a chairing by that girl I met!

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

A Chair is a thing you sit on and is in a group of furniture, a Chair have mostly four legs and have a shape, but a Chair can have three legs of have a different shape. Chairs is what we use in Schools, Houses, Desks, and everything. Chairs can be painful and comfortable like have nails or have a soft blanket everywhere in it. there is many different types of Chairs there are Office Chairs, Kitchen Chairs, and Torture Chairs.

What Chair do you want, I want the three leged one!

Sit on your Chairs Class!