A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
From the movie Soylent Green: Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture. Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please. Det. Thorn: OK.
When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture. I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?" "Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture." "Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
Another word for a women.
Can I get some of that furniture? That piece of furniture is hot.
Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.
Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !
damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!