Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog after the term "your family tree is lgbt" this is a term that should not be used lightly it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol" John: " Your dad lesbian" David: "No u" John : " Your granny tranny" David: "your grandpap is a trap" John: "No u lol" David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog" * all thicc bois reunite and create a universe* *david gets placed in it*

by david is done March 27, 2018

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020