A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.
example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!