A fork of Rural Dictionary
To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.
I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.
The act of Having your cousin pull on your flaccid penis well you spit in her mouth and your mom shoves a pop sickle stick in your ass
Karolinka did a southwest tug and pull with her cousin and mom!
The act of telling your mates that you will go out with them, and then pulling out at the last minute, once they have committed
Don't pull a ward on me tonight.
The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
a pause or break in continuity in a sequence or activity.
E.g. “Alec has been a bit of a ghost this week.” “Must be pulling a Georgie”
To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.
CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?