A fork of Rural Dictionary
To resist, or prolong arrest, by giving chase
O.J. Simpson murdered his wife then evaded the police
Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged
Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass
Halo veteran- No man, he was using evade, you have to respect his maturity for not using invis or something gay
Using an alternate account/changing your IP address to simply, play/do whatever you did before.
Person 1: haha i hack in block game
Admin: *bans account*
Person 1: i'll just use a different account
Person 1: *hacking on another account*
Admin: *IP bans person 1*
Person 1: *uses a VPN to ban evade once again..*
Person 1: *hacks once again*
Admin: *insert disappointment here*
Ludwig ahgren the twitch streamer
Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes?
Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader
Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.
Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !
Pure criminal scum who evade their taxes.
"If you find out someone is a tax evader, it's your duty to end their life"