A fork of Rural Dictionary
While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.
Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
Streetwear clothing brand in which most popular saying is saying is ‘Just Spark It’ . Embodies the essence of ‘Talk is cheap’.
I bought a Just spark it T shirt from the clothing brand Young Stoner Records
When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later
“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”
Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.
Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms