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Iren Von

A.K.A Slayerknight. The greatest knight in the land of Nishon. The knight known for singlehandedly taking back Busmarvush all by himself, His radiant devotion is seen throughout the lands, a veteran born from countless experiences!

Peasant: It's such rarity to have someone like him in these lands!
Rivan: Perhaps so.
Peasant2: Iren Von is just something.

by Jamesthebrav April 21, 2023

Von Daniken!

pronounced: von dane-uh-ken

Expletive used to express frustration over a petty annoyance. Akin to the word "dammit."

Named after the famous proponent of the "paleocontact" (it was aliens who built Stonehenge and Easter Island) theory. His theories are soundly rejected by the mainstream anthropology community, but due to the wackiness of his ideas they remain well known and discussed in the public at large. As a result of this ill-gained popularity, jealous mainstream anthropologists use the word "Von Daniken" as an expletive.

Anne-Marie: I really need a beer.

Phil: I drank the last one.

Anne-Marie: Von Daniken!

by cohughes March 25, 2011

Von Feldt

The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility.

Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!

by Ralph Macchio November 18, 2004

slide for von

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

by JonathanHitchcock December 07, 2022

Von Ah

A male or female who was born from an ass. Not by the vagina or a Caesarean.

Johnathan was born as a von ah.

by Josef Fritzl June 14, 2008

Von Voyage

1.)Stoned and wishing someone farewell,2.)Stoned and singing another version of koumbya (or aye karumba)

"Von voyage" Dan said

by Tyler August 24, 2004

Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt September 20, 2007