Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

fiddle fat

A term to use when attempting to say the entire library of curse words over the internet, but there's a filter

"lol i screwed ur mom" "Fiddle fat"

by Icarus-Reset December 11, 2020

g fiddle

Another name for a guitar

hey bring your g fiddle to the party tonight

by gfiddle mister January 26, 2011

fiddle about

child rape. tthe phrase comes from the who song "Fiddle About"

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad that you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about!

by John Entwistle May 30, 2008

Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

by Joe C June 16, 2004

second fiddle

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.

by minkuspinkus March 09, 2011

fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn

1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.

by Millefune September 12, 2009