A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dead beat dad who smells like shit, looks like shit and likes to talk some shit. A white male that thinks he is the best thing that walks the earth but aint shit. A punk, a whore, a slut a man who aint going to amount to anything in life. A zero a straight up fag and loser.
Man -"Did you hear about Frank getting another 16yr old pregnant on purpose?"
Woman - "Yeah how many kids does he have now?"
Man - "Shit man like 11, he is fucking dead beat dad who dont take care of his kids!"
Woman - "What a fucking loser, you heard the story of him about a girl who gagged on his dick not because he was too big but because his dick was too smelly ha ha ha!! "The girl said his meat smelled like hot trash and rotten eggs!!"
Man - "Damn that man must stink tell him he needs to wash his ass next time you see him!"
To have a dumb ginger moment whenever someone talks to you
What's your name "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Darren"
This moment is called a Frank Such
Ask someone to pass you a glass hammer and they do, they have committed a Frank Such
Frank: Frank is a bitch.
adverb:
Frank has a hairline that goes back like lucky charms rainbow so magical not delicious.
" Hey its a Frank , We better get out of here."
Franking-Forcing a wank.
Franking or having a frank, is the act of jerking off with a floppy. Having a frank is often the result of having to many previous wanks in a short time period but still attempting to jerk off resulting in a Frank.
"I had already had two before work and I was knackered but Debra the whore had her tits out at work so I went home and starting franking"
When you start to have a crush on someone but they’re also your only option/ the only person giving you attention.
(Comes from the story of Anne Frank who had a crush on the only other boy that she knew)
Girl 1: I have the biggest crush on Aaron right now
Girl 2: I think you’re just franking for him cause he’s not that cute