Country Dictionary

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dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because: 1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following) 2. They don't know about other ways to connect 3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004

dial-up

an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed. it sounds like a robot being tortured.

Online Conversation: Pete- Sup dawg? MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding! Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin? MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!

by diseased sheep July 08, 2006

dial-up

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?

Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall! Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan. Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower. Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.

by rhet June 16, 2009

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because: 1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following) 2. They don't know about other ways to connect 3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one 4. Don't have broadband in their area.

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free .

dial-up

Adj.> to be extremely slow to act, move or decide. A reference to dial-up internet connections notorious for their long loading times.

It's been your turn forever. You are so dial-up.

by Armand Potez February 06, 2010

dial up

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by sqrrl101 June 01, 2004

Dial-Up

A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.

Dial-Up: Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy! Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer. Susie- o_O

by Aspirations January 10, 2009