A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina
wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?
British slang for masturbation
Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich
A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please
One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.
Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere
When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.
Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.
When the pink pussy lips hang low
Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though