A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fucking wheely man, little, feeble, ill, horny
Lovable though
Jacques is a little feeble man
King of malta, biggest dick in EU, best rapper out the trenches,
There is noone better than Jacques, if u want to find him go to peppermint he is next to ramon eating pussy.
Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed
Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?
Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).
But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!
Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…
Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.
Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?
Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.
A little bastard that can’t face any problems he has head on… he opens his mouth when it’s something that is none of his business and he tries ruin peoples lives over petty arguments
Yo man don’t Ryan Jacques us if they find our vapes man…
Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.
I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.