A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pastry that took the french years to make and sell and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$
don't be an American and ruin my croissant
1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her 2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time
She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.
A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.
"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West