A fork of Rural Dictionary
The kind of guy to date a 5 year old his whole life. He acts incredibly gay and got expelled from a school for asking for tiddy pics. He's also a fucking dumbass.
Larson, commonly mistaken with arson, is when instead of setting a building on fire you set a person on fire and proceed to stick a lacrosse stick up their ass.
“Where is Andrew? “Oh you didn’t hear, he got 5 years in the pen for Larson.” “Oh shit free the homie.”
a very pretty girl.
guy 1: hey, aren't you seeing a new girl? guy 2: yeah, im seeing this girl named larson!
a piece of shit that eats his own dick and eats his shit
your such a larson
Mariah is the most beautiful,caring,loving and the most sexiest woman in the world. she has one man who can tame her.
fuck mariah elizabeth larson is so hot, yea but her nigga kills people who talk to her