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A rare name that usually symbolizes males that have extreme amounts of Swag.

Julie: So, Rachel did you hook up with anyone last night at the party? Rachel: YES! There was this boy named Larson who was so HAWT omg you need to see him!! <3

To take a large stew in someone else's house.

I just took a huge larson.

A unit of measurement used for every eight inches.

"Johnny, how long is a yard?" "Four and a half Larsons, Ms. Adams."

A guy who gets a lot of girls alongside a cocky attitude and rather large ankles.

Larson: I'm so smart, I have a 3.9 GPA. Random citizen: Oh Larson! Always bragging about your grades.

A male with excessively small child like hands and feet, and holds a false level of supervision/authority over others.

Steve is such a Larson he has his tiny hands full at work, no one recognizes his authority, and anyone could fill his tiny shoes.

(v) Do to produce a stench from one's anus so horrible, that the paint off the walls begin to peel off. Must linger in the immediate area for at least 10 minutes.

Dude: What is that smell, it won't go away. Reminds me of when my little brother got into a fight with a skunk. Dude2: Oh dude #3 just larsoned again.

Verb: To grossly over tighten

"He really larsoned that bolt on"