A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.
"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"
when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake
“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”
I have to make sure I do good tonight or those Heavy Manatees won't donate to our fundraiser
Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?
Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.
More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor
A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.
I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!