A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.
Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER
Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.
I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.
The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something
He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor
an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.
instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.
she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’
that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.
I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.