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monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.

i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.

by snorg whore February 12, 2010

monitor

what you're looking at right now.

by pipi October 10, 2003

monitor

An output device used to view what the video card's signal is sending to it.

Nice monitor, dude.

by Apul January 30, 2003

monitor

the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.

A: i need a new monitor
B: can you see what im writing?
A: yes
B: Then whats the problem?

by Briam September 01, 2003

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

monitor

A person that spends countless hours infront of the computer, and not meeting his friends, so as to become at one with the computer.

Geeze, that Ace is such a Monitor

by blkbullet February 10, 2005

monitor

such a crush
boom bang
a crush as such
sweet thing

clandestine

keep it quiet
Is that daylight
on the monitor?

by Krkič June 19, 2019