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When you pull out to nut on her face but you miss so you spit on her face instead.
Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night. Patrick: How'd it go? Dave: Redemption. Patrick: What the fuck?
The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.
Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.
"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.
Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?" Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest". Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"
The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)
Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day! Person 2: what's that? Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass
When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.
Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".
When you haven't chawed in the longest time due to a bitchy girlfriend or some anti-dipping activity. basically a buzz-reunion
Just finished basketball season... time for a chawshank redemption