A fork of Rural Dictionary
The more sophomores you hit the better:)
Dude hit them hit a sophomore day
When a senior dates a sophomore to just have sex with them and or mess around with them then dump them
"Is she/he ur sophomore draft!?"
Time spent in sophomore year is sophomorical time
A term used to describe the high dropout/transfer rate after sophomore year of college. Could be due to financial reasons, but a lot of the time it’s personal
Person A: hey did you see that Sarah transferred to Northwestern?
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter
A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
A freshman who tags along a sophomore group because they don’t have any other friends.
“Who’s that?”
“She’s a sophomore sniffer.”
A sophomore who razzes/hazzes freshman due to pent-up aggression from their freshman year.
That super sophomore forced me to give him my homework answers.