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assclown

An untalented schmuck who thinks his low effort at entertainment or "talent" will just simply work out for his benefit. You'll find that a lot of streamers, internet celebrities and youtubers will fit this definition.

That fucking assclown of Britbong is just a one trick pony.

by Ultra-Violence August 17, 2019

Assclown

Desiree McMillen

A: What a total Assclown.

B: What’s an assclown??
A: Desiree McMillen. Obviously.

by DocDrill’N’Fill June 20, 2019

Assclown

LordOfTheDunes

LOTD is an RG ballsack swinging assclown

by SuperMegaAsshole October 10, 2021

Assclown

When a girl wearing heavy makeup eats someone’s booty and leaves makeup marks on the ass of which they were eating

Damn girl you left an assclown on my booty

by Ohstinkytoes May 30, 2018

Assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.

What an assclown David Cicilline is, his only legislative accomplishment is to rename 2 post offices.

by Patriot American January 12, 2021

AssClown

A male or female most of the time a female who enjoys ass sex. An ass clown enjoys learning about theater and lacks knowledge. Ass clowns tend to be reclusive.

I was driving home last week and saw an AssClown hiding in the bushes.

by Thehare_19 June 10, 2018

Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me February 01, 2015