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One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown. Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'. Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's. Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.

Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!" Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus." Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."

A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.

"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"

Heres the REAL definition of assclown... Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.

Neutron: How much for a beer? Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN

Noun: 1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone. 2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.

Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity. Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually pretends to be a know-it-all,often enhancing their stories,knowledge, experience,and every thing in between with pure bullshit. E.g Jimmy Kimmel.

Sean Hannity called Jimmy Kimmel an Assclown.

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.

In a "no surprise" decision, Assclown President Trump was bitch slapped by the 9th District Court of Appeals and schooled in basic 5th grade civics over his Executive Order banning travel from 7 mostly Muslim countries.