Country Dictionary

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green cheerio

The act of putting a band around one’s testicles causing there to be no blood supply to the testicles which make them fall off.

Person 1: My boyfriend cheated on me i’m gonna give him a green cheerio
Person 2: Hell yeah

by WeinerStealer23 October 18, 2023

green cheerio

A small and thick rubber band used to castrate animals.

The next guy that f*cks around on me is getting a green cheerio.”

by U69420 October 18, 2023

leather cheerio

A Puckering AssHole, AKA The Devils Doughnut AKA The Chocolate Starfish AKA A Baloon Knot

Her Dirt Button looks like a Leather Cheerio

by PhucHue November 06, 2021

Queerio cheerio

QUEERIO CHEERIOS ASSEMBLE
*the gays arrive*

It’s you, you are Queerio cheerio

by tobeon April 05, 2022

Velvet Cheerio

The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .

You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print

by KnifeKnut September 22, 2021

skin cheerio

The good old anus baby!

I HAD to give her the Angry Pocahontas man! Her skin cheerio kept winking at me when we were doin the 8 second bull ride!

by The Original Shoebrush May 01, 2009

cheerios with water

your dad left to get the milk so you don't have any milk to eat cereal with

NR: "What did you eat for breakfast JD?"
JD: "cheerios with water"

by MT on switch October 10, 2021