A fork of Rural Dictionary
An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.
Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'
When one or more sexual partners' genitals are covered in bread crumbs or a bread-like shell. Also known as "getting breaded"
This can be accomplished by applying base foods such as peanut butter, jelly, honey, nutella or cheez-whiz. Bread crumbs should then be generously applied for best results.
Tim - Hey man why is your bed so messy?
Bill - I still haven't cleaned up after Swedish Corn dog last night
The Coney Island Corn Dog is when a guy does a woman in the corn hole while riding the ferris wheel at Coney Island. However, this can occur at any amusement park.
Grandpa Granger: Hey sonny did you go to Coney Island the other day?
Danger Granger: Why yes grandpa, and I took my new girlfriend.
Grandpa Granger: Well I hope you gave her a Coney Island Corn Dog!
Danger Granger: I certainly did grandpa. Although I don't think you know what a Coney Island Corn Dog means these days.
Grandpa Granger: It's when you do your woman in the corn hole on the ferris wheel. Your grandma still enjoys a good Coney Island Corn Dog to this very day!
Danger Granger: I want to high-five you, but I think I'm gonna go now.
When you wrap both your hands around someone else's hand and masturbate.
Hey "chi chi" would like a big country corn dog?
A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.
Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"