A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.
"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."
A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
what you say after a bong hit.
*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!
When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”
“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart
"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"
When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower
There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room
CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.
In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [email protected] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.