A fork of Rural Dictionary
Coined from the "airplane" scene in the motion picture Superman Returns. Lois Lane is thrashed about the airplane, thusly getting "owned." This phrase is another way to express "owned", "pwned", etc.
Guy 1: I just got sucker punched by that guy over there!
Guy 2: Dude, you got Lois Lane'd.
One who retaliates to getting "supermaned" by scrubbing one's asshole with his toothbrush.
Girl 1 : I heard you got supermaned
Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".
One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.