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Murse

When a man carries a woman's personal items instead of her wearing a purse. He is her murse.

Cindy treats her boyfriend like her own purse by having him carry her lipstick and cigarettes. She refers to him as a Murse, Man Purse.

by TallestMinja September 12, 2008

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 09, 2006

prison murse

1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.

2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket

Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!

by Austin Pealy February 17, 2020

murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 05, 2017

Murse Moocher

A persons who is attracted primarily to male nurses. More common in females named Alexis.

“You are always falling for those male nurses, you no good murse moocher

by MinervsMom May 09, 2023

Granny mur

A total ballbag

You see your granny mur she’s a ballbag

by Origanog123 August 20, 2022

Eoin mur

A eoin mur has sex with his gay sister

Your such an eoin mur

by Rea21 January 03, 2025